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The pandemic is a golden age for people sucking their own dicks

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Reddit user 6monthsuck is determined to put his time in social isolation due to the coronavirus pandemic to good use. Some of us are back into yoga now. Others are coping with homemade bread. Some are hard at work making unfulfilled horniness their whole personalities. 6monthsuck is using this time to try to suck his own dick.

“A lot of people in quarantine are two things: bored and horny,” he told me. “I’m no different. Self sucking seems to exist where those things intersect.”

He recently came across r/autofellatio, a subreddit dedicated to the art of sucking yourself off, and remembered that he was nearly able to reach his own penis with his mouth when he was a teen. But he didn’t keep stretching, and never quite got there. Now, he’s trying—as you might have already guessed based on his username—to suck his own dick within six months.

“Being able to do it requires a lot of stretching and most people aren’t able to fit that into their usual routines. Lockdown is a pretty good opportunity to put in the time… I thought, this time, I’d try again,” he said.

Once the stuff of urban legends, auto-fellatio—the act of sucking one’s own dick—is much more popular than most people realize. If all you knew about it was the mythology of Marilyn Manson’s removed ribs, or that Saturday Night Live skit where Will Ferrell discovers his talent in yoga class, you’re missing an entire subculture of self-pleasure. It’s not only possible for many people to reach their own dick with their face, but also suck, and even deep-throat themselves to completion.

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